How high can I jump

We haven't laughed so hard all week. Our bed is so high I'm now looking out the window at the ground instead of the treetops. Our bed is so high I have to look over the edge for my side table. Our bed is so high I'm looking down on the light bulb in the lamp. Our bed is so high Shamu decided to sleep somewhere else. Isn't that partly why we got the bed, to share with the cats! But it was nice not to have to bend down to put the sheets on. With all the fluffy bedding it is 35" tall- that's waist high, oh my.